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A friend works at China Construction Bank and told me something she experienced personally yesterday.: One day at noon, there were no customers in the bank savings hall. I was sitting in the window of the deposit and withdrawal counter in a daze. At this time, a female customer walked into the hall and came to my window. She handed me a note saying that she wanted to withdraw money. I took the note and looked at it. It said: I am sending Comrade XX to your bank to withdraw RMB 100,000. The following signature is * * Central Office. Looking at this extremely irregular handwritten note, I immediately confirmed that this was a scam, but I just felt that this scam was too "pediatric". I was hesitating whether to call the police when I suddenly noticed that the woman had a dazed look on her face and her clothes were disheveled. I realized she might be a psychopath, so I gave up the idea of calling the police and handed her over to the security guard in the lobby. After the security guard in the lobby listened to my introduction to the situation, he said to the woman: If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the store across the street. * * , ask the director to give you a stamp. After listening to the security guard, the woman ran across the street without thinking. * * Went. Seeing this scene, I admired this security guard from the bottom of my heart and thought to myself: With how smart he is, I might marry him one day. After lunch time, the hall started to get busy. At this time, the woman walked in excitedly. The security guard and I were surprised when we saw it. You have to know that now * * But it’s easy to get in but hard to get out. The two of us quickly asked the woman what was going on. The woman happily said that the police officer on duty told her that office procedures have been simplified for the convenience of the masses, and you don’t need to do this. * * You can withdraw money by stamping it. After listening to what this woman said, I have to admire this policeman. Who said that the quality of the current police is poor? You see how skillful this policeman is. He has brought this trouble back to us with just an official tone. Alas, we can’t accept it. At this time, the lobby security guard and I had no choice but to hand the woman over to the lobby supervisor. After the lobby supervisor figured out what happened, he asked the woman: What are you doing with the money? The woman said: Buy good food and nice clothes. After listening to her words, the lobby supervisor said: We are China Construction Bank, and the money you withdraw here can only be used to build houses, and the food you eat is made of grain. Therefore, you have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China next door to get money to buy delicious food, and you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China opposite to buy clothes. After listening to the lobby supervisor's words, the woman left happily. Looking at her leaving figure, I admired our lobby manager so much. After a while, we almost forgot about it, and the woman came back again. Looking at her, the security guard in the lobby and the supervisor and I were all dumbfounded. This is really amazing! We asked the woman what was going on, and she said someone from the Agricultural Bank of China told her that only farmers can withdraw money from the Agricultural Bank of China. She has an urban household registration and cannot withdraw money. Later she went to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, where she was told that this was a public bank and you couldn't get it if you were a mother. Finally, they said, you are a bitch, you can only go to China Construction Bank to withdraw money. So, she's back. Just when we were dumbfounded, the president came. He took the note, looked at it and said to us, "Nonsense." Then he turned around and said kindly to the woman, "Comrade, it's not that we don't welcome you, you are sent by the central government and we are not of a high level. If you want to get it, you have to go to the central bank." Oh my god! Today's society is really a society where everyone is cheating. Everyone is a master of cheating. It is really difficult to fool a trouble out. Please repost this, everyone, please reduce your stress and don’t laugh!
:lol so funny. . . . . . . . . .
Brother, I have seen it. I also saw it in Haichuan Leisure Area. I copied it. . .
I haven’t seen it, so I laughed. :lol I don’t know if Benshan has seen it, but this piece has the potential to be featured in the Spring Festival Gala. . .
Reply 3# Xiaohai Shaoshao saw this elsewhere and thought it was funny so he forwarded it. There is no intention of plagiarism, firstly there is no royalties, and secondly it is not used when judging professional titles.