A man’s lifetime

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A man’s life: Be tall and handsome; otherwise, you’ll be too sought after； It’s not handsome, it’s not presentable. Be more lively; you’re too oily ； Stay quiet; they say you’re too dull. Wear a suit; they say you look too serious ； Wear something casual; they’ll call you a country bumpkin. Find a beautiful woman; it’s too much hassle ； Find one that’s not beautiful, but I’m not willing to give up either. You focus too much on your career; people say you lack a sense of responsibility ； You go home, and they say you’re not capable. Be more focused; people say you’re immature ； Be more playful; people will call you a beast. When you have money, people say you’ve changed for the worse ； If you have no money, people will call you a loser. Strive on your own; by the time you get rich, your girlfriend will have left long ago ； Let women take care of it; it’s better to castrate oneself and practice the Art of the Sunflower. I’ll skip the social engagements; I’m afraid my boss will punish me for it ； Go out and socialize; I’m afraid my wife will ruin me. It will make money, right? I’m worried about you having to cover the costs** ； It doesn’t earn any money, and there’s also the worry about weaning the child. Get married; I’m afraid I’ll regret it ； Let’s not get married; I’m afraid she might change her mind. Let’s have a child; I’m worried we won’t have the money to support them in the future ； Let’s not have kids; I’m afraid there won’t be anyone to take care of me when I get old. Poor man: his career belongs to the company, his honors belong to his workplace, his achievements belong to his bosses, his salary belongs to his wife, and his wealth belongs to his children.