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1. He fell asleep with his head on the table, and she found his diary in his bag. It had been the fourth year that he had a secret crush on her. On the first page of the diary, he wrote that once he finished writing it, he would confess his feelings to her. She carefully put the diary back in her bag, tearing out all the blank pages at the back of it… 2. Woman: I don’t have a good figure. Man: I’m not looking for a model! Woman: I’m not particularly pretty. Man: I don’t want a fairy! Woman: I can’t cook. Man: I don’t want a chef! Woman: My educational background isn’t outstanding. Man: I’m not looking for a talented woman! Woman: I’m not gentle. Man: I don’t want a maid! Woman: Well... what is it that you want? Man: I want you! Do you understand? 3. In the morning, when she opened the door, she saw the cat from the handsome guy’s apartment lying outside, with a tag around its neck that read: The owner is on a business trip; could you take me in for a few days? She smiled, picked up the cat, and went inside. And then that cat would show up looking pitiful, for the same reason. That day, she heard a knock at the door. When she opened it, she saw that handsome guy with his charming eyes saying, \"The cat is on a business trip; can you give me shelter?\" 4. She accompanied him through the toughest times of his entrepreneurial journey, yet he moved on to someone else once he achieved success. She said nothing; she just pointed at the street lamp on the night they broke up. Later, his investment failed and the company went bankrupt; on the night he was drunk, he raised his head accidentally and suddenly burst into tears. He saw the street lamps by the road, and finally understood how she felt: the street lamps, which do their best to accompany you through the darkness, are forced to leave your world when light arrives... 5. Dad: Son, do you think Dad is strong? Son: Mm-hmm. Dad: Do you think Shaolin Kung Fu is amazing? Son: Amazing. Dad: Would it be good if I shaved my head and practiced Shaolin Kung Fu? The son clapped his hands: Great! The next day, when the son saw his bald father, he said happily, \"Dad, keep it up! You must become an expert.\" That day was the day before Dad’s chemotherapy. That day, Dad inspired his son’s optimism and courage in his own unique way. 6. Before going to bed that night, she asked her husband, “If I had a terminal illness, would you treat me?” ”My husband was almost asleep; in a daze, he said, “Stop talking nonsense… We have to get treatment, no matter what the cost!” ”I said, “What if you get it?” ”Husband: “Then don’t treat it.” ”I asked, “Why?” ”Husband: “With you alone, it’s not easy to make money.” ” 7. He is outstanding, while she is ordinary. She often stayed in a corner, sneaking glances at him surrounded by the other girls. He lived up to expectations by being admitted to a first-tier university in another city, while she never dared to confess her feelings. She heard that he wasn’t adapting to the new environment and was doing poorly in his studies; she was worried, but didn’t even have the courage to reach out to him. The two finally met at a reunion for former students, and she stammered and asked him: There, is the homework hard? He smiled and said, No, but it’s hard there without you. 8. The puppy said to the kitten, “Guess how many candies I have in my pocket?” The kitten said, \"If I guess right, will you give it to me?\" The puppy nodded: Well, since you guessed two correctly, I’ll give them both to you! The kitten swallowed and said, \"I guess five bucks!\" Then, the puppy smiled, placed the candy in the kitten’s hands, and said, \"I still owe you three pieces.\" ——It’s not a joke meant to insult intelligence; rather, it’s because I love you that I allow your little selfishness. 9. Cats and pigs are good friends. One day, a cat fell into a deep pit. A pig brought a rope, and the cat asked the pig to throw it down; however, the pig threw the whole rope down at once. The cat said gloomily, \"If it’s thrown down like this, how are you going to pull me up?\" The pig said, “What else can we do?” The cat said, \"You should hold onto one of the ropes!\\" The pig jumped down, took one end of the rope, and said, \"Now it’s ready!\" The cat cried, crying happily. —— There are friends who aren’t very smart, but who are worth having for a lifetime. 10. He always liked to add the character ‘A’ before her name; she said it made it sound unpleasant, but he laughed and said it was a term of endearment. One day, out of boredom, I checked his phone, and the contacts list still showed names with the character ‘A’ in them. She asked why it wasn’t changed to something like “wife” or “baby,” and he smiled helplessly: My phone doesn’t have a feature for specific contacts; there’s just an ‘A’ at the beginning, which allows that name to be listed first. ——The first one. 11. The parents-in-law have been married for 30 years, respecting and loving each other, and never arguing. For this reason, I went to consult my father-in-law specifically when getting married. My father-in-law said, \"When I got married, my own father-in-law told me, ‘Do not criticize your wife’s shortcomings or blame her for making mistakes. You should understand that it is precisely because of her shortcomings and occasional mistakes that she didn’t find a more ideal husband.’\" ’”Remember these words, and you will surely be a good husband. 12. My friend is a big dog with innocent eyes; it’s always bullied by a kitten when we go for walks. Grabbing and biting, riding on top of the head. The big dog endured in silence. Hey, you’re really useless! I mean, you can’t even defeat a little cat – what’s the point of that? The big dog was very ashamed and replied stammeringly, but she had no one else to bully except me. As he spoke, the kitten poked its head out from behind him and happily rubbed against his head. 13, 962464 – this is the number that a boy left for her on the night before his car accident. I promised to give her an answer the next day, but it turned out to remain a mystery for her forever. She tried many methods, but still didn’t know what the numbers meant. She thought about her memories of this boy: he was always there in her most difficult moments; she had held his hand, leaned on his shoulder... One day, she mistyped a number when sending a text message, and the phone displayed three words: I love you
This post was last edited by Phantom Solitude on 2011-11-1 00:00. 14. “Tell me a story…” she said to him. He smiled and said, “Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl. He tried every means to get close to her, asked others for her phone number, learned about her hobbies, struck up conversations with her, and spent time reading with her... He even secretly collected her photos...” He said to her affectionately, “One day, he asked her out to confess his feelings...” “And then?” ”She asked. “Then she asked him to tell a story.” 15. He was a poor student, but he fell in love with her, who was excellent at her studies. On Valentine’s Day, encouraged by his friend, he finally mustered the courage to send her a message asking, “Don’t you love me?” She replied quickly: Yes, I do! At that moment, he felt a bit sad upon seeing those words. As graduation approached, he also put this matter out of his mind. However, he didn’t know that she had been waiting for him that day, waiting for him to take her hand. 16. Someone offered a cigarette to a man, who refused, saying, “I promised my girlfriend I wouldn’t smoke.” ”The man said, “If I don’t say it and you don’t say it, how will anyone know that you’re smoking?” ”The man glanced into the distance and said softly, “How can a woman who fails to keep her word to herself earn the trust of the world?” ”. 17. Squidward: “Hey, SpongeBob, let’s go catch jellyfish.” SpongeBob: “I’m sorry, I can’t today; I have to go to school.” Squidward: “If you go to school, what am I supposed to do today?” ”SpongeBob: “I don’t know. What do you usually do when I’m not at home?” ”Pinky: “Wait until you come back.” ” 18. We moved into a small apartment with only one bathroom; taking a bath in such cold weather is absolutely freezing. But I found that if someone washes first, the bathroom warms up, so I’m always the first to rush into the bathroom. I think it will be at least one or two degrees warmer once she goes into the bathroom. Now, I can’t give her a comfortable life, take her to fancy restaurants, or buy her beautiful clothes, but at least I can still give her 1°C of love. 19. Boy: I want to ask you for a favor. Girl: What is it? Boy: Act in a scene with me. Girl: What role? Boy: My wife’s role. Girl: How long? Boy: A lifetime. Sixty years later, an elderly woman with white hair stroked the old man in his hospital bed and sighed, \"How nice it would have been if this drama had never come to an end.\" Old man: Old woman, I’d like to ask you for a favor. Old lady: What is it? Old man: In our next life, would you like to act in the sequel with me?
Suddenly it felt so cozy and warm; it’s a shame it belongs to someone else