Bored during the night shift, so I post: a vulgar phrase that will touch my wife’s heart for life
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A man returned home in the middle of the night after getting drunk; he was so intoxicated that he was unconscious. But when he woke up the next day, things weren’t as bad as he had imagined. The house was clean, and there was a note on the table: \"Last night you were drunk. I’ve prepared breakfast in the kitchen, and your clothes have been washed. Please don’t do this again.— Your loving wife.\" He didn’t understand why his wife would get so angry every time he got drunk; it felt strange to him. He called his son over and asked, “What happened to me yesterday?” ” The son replied, “It’s nothing. After you came back, Mom kept scolding you. Then you drank some cold water from the tap, and after that Mom helped you take off your clothes.” The man asked again, “Did I say something?” ” “You said a lot of things, all nonsense – it’s impossible to understand anything! ” “What else? ” The son added, “By the way, you spit all over your pants; when mom tried to take them off you cursed her, saying, ‘Get away from me! I have a wife!’” ” Mom won’t scold you anymore
Get lost, I already have a wife. . . .
Reply to 2# yusea: You should say get lost; I have a husband.:lol
Reply to 3# zbx: Hehe, you’re an expert at the Chu version! This time you’re wrong, because it was a man who posted it. . . .
Reply to 4# yusea: I think it looks like a woman, haha
Reply to 5# zbx: There’s no need to change the avatar, right? . . .
Reply to 6# yusea :'( I thought you were a girl the whole time; my heart is:'( :lol :lol :lol :lol
Reply to 7# zbx: It’s her husband who is using this account.
“Get lost, I’m married! ” This sentence is really powerful! ! !
Get lost, I’m married! So strong! ! ! ! :lol
Ugh, let me use this place to post. There are so many moderators spamming here; no ++ charm at all{:1_90:}