Differences between freshmen and first-year graduate students of male gender

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Freshman boys have side-parted hair and no beard, resembling the sun at seven or eight in the morning; first-year graduate students have short hair and a scruffy beard, like a hooligan who has been out on the streets for seven or eight years. 　　Freshmen in college find everything at school to be novel, even couples holding hands; grad students, on the other hand, consider everything at school to be ordinary, even flies in their food. 　　A freshman male with six abdominal muscles and a 100-meter time of 11.9 seconds; a graduate student male with a waist circumference of 3 feet and glasses with 500 diopters. 　　Freshman males: half a jin of rice; 　　First-year graduate males: four liang of baijiu. 　　Freshman boys don’t know the difference between grains; first-year graduate students know everything about poisons. 　　Freshman males change their socks every two days; first-year graduate students change their bed sheets once every two months. 　　Freshman boys wear sports shoes and jeans, looking full of energy like middle school students who have just finished class; first-year graduate students wear leather shoes and trousers, with a dull expression, like veterans who have just finished working at the community center. 　　A first-year male student’s goal is to find a beautiful and gentle girlfriend; a first-year graduate student’s goal is to secure a well-paid and respectable job. 　　Freshman males want to leave home, the farther the better; graduate school freshmen leave home but miss it, and once they return home, they think about what’s outside. 　　First-year male students spend their time around their girlfriends; first-year graduate students spend their time around their supervisors. 　　First-year male students take notes carefully in class and blush when they can’t answer questions; first-year master’s students hardly attend classes and can come up with excuses quite naturally. 　　First-year undergraduate males set many plans for themselves, but rarely manage to complete them; first-year graduate students are given many tasks by their supervisors and dare not fail to carry them out. 　　First-year male students like playing football; first-year graduate male students like watching football matches. 　　Freshman male students’ idols are Li Tie, Li Jinyu, and Li Weifeng; graduate freshman male students’ idols are Li Yang, Li Xiang, and Li Ka-shing. 　　Freshman males are interested in the NBA, Serie A, and celebrities; graduate freshman males are concerned about employment rates, job recruitment information, and the stock market. 　　A first-year male student can stay up for three nights in a row without getting tired; a first-year graduate student, however, can’t get up in the morning after staying up all night. 　　Freshman males have lofty aspirations, dreaming of becoming white-collar workers, CEOs, or managers; first-year graduate students no longer have such aspirations, and are thinking about pursuing a Ph.D., becoming civil servants, or finding a job. 　　Freshman males feel that time passes slowly, with graduation seeming far away; graduate school freshmen think that time passes quickly, and college life goes by in the blink of an eye. 　　A freshman boy will raise his fists when bullied; a first-year graduate student will show a smile when bullied. 　　Freshman males run 5 kilometers a day; first-year graduate students smoke one pack of cigarettes a day. 　　The topic of conversations among first-year male students is always girls; the topic of conversations among first-year graduate male students is always work. 　　First-year male students are satisfied with everything about the school, including the girls around them; first-year male graduate students are dissatisfied with everything about the school, including the girls around them. 　　First-year male students bow to show respect to their teachers; first-year graduate students ignore them when they see their teachers. 　　Freshman males speak carelessly and impulsively; first-year graduate students speak thoughtfully and cautiously. 　　Freshman males are glad to have lived in good times, as it’s so easy to get into university; graduate school freshmen regret being born in the 1980s, as it’s so difficult to find a job. 　　The freshman boy sees the junior student as mature and steady, with envy in his eyes; the junior student sees the freshman boy as full of youthful enthusiasm, with nostalgia in his gaze. 　　Freshman boys are growing up, while first-year graduate students are getting older. Gradually, the freshmen turned into first-year graduate students, and the first-year graduate students forgot that they had once been freshmen. Freshman males and first-year graduate students are both males around us……