Tired from work? Smile

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1. On the road, I saw a luxury car moving slowly. Upon closer inspection, I saw a plump boss sitting in the car, with two people pushing it behind it, panting heavily. Ask the fat boss, “Is the car broken?” ” The fat boss laughed heartily and said, “The car is in good condition. With fuel prices already over 8, it’s more cost-effective to hire someone to push it instead of driving it.” 2. After dinner, I stayed on the sofa watching TV, and my wife gave me a reproachful look and said, “Haven’t you gone to wash the dishes yet? Have you lost your memory?” ” I got up very reluctantly and muttered, \"Hmph, talking about changing attitudes? In our family, there’s a severe preference for men over women.\" ” Hearing this, his wife gritted her teeth and said, “What are you talking about? Do you think reform is that easy?” In a situation like ours, it will take at least 10 years as a transition period. ” 3. What kind of house can one buy with 1 million yuan across the country? In Luoyang, it’s possible to buy a small three-bedroom apartment, with some money left over** ； In Tianjin, you can buy a small two-bedroom apartment and still have money left for renovations ； In Guangzhou, you can afford to buy a one-bedroom apartment and still have money for food ； In Beijing, you can afford to buy a one-bedroom apartment outside the 5th ring road and still have money for a taxi ； In Shanghai, you can afford to buy a small one-bedroom apartment in Kunshan and still have money to take the subway ； In Hangzhou, buy an accompaniment track and sing: The waters of West Lake, my tears