Micro-fiction (Classic – Absolutely Stunning)

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Upon returning home from work, the wife asked her husband, “Did you read today’s evening newspaper?” Without even looking up from his computer, the husband replied perfunctorily, “I did!” The wife said coldly, “Really?” Frowning, the husband replied, “You’re so annoying!” The wife left the room in tears. A moment later, the husband flipped through the evening newspaper; a news story about an accident took up a large portion of the page. It was an accident involving the shuttle bus used by his wife’s workplace, and her name was on the list of those who died. The husband jumped up in shock – his wife was no longer in the room. On the street, a couple was arguing, and in anger, the woman slapped the man. The man shouted, “If you’ve got the guts, hit me again!” ”Without hesitation, the woman slapped him again. The man paused for a moment, then took the woman’s hand. “Since you’re so obedient and won’t make any noise, let’s go home. I’ll finish work early so I can surprise my girlfriend when we get home.” It was found that the project manager and his girlfriend were lying in bed. Before I could react, the two of them calmly gave me a thumbs-up. Then say, “Happy April Fools’ Day!” ”Then she quickly got dressed, and before leaving she said, “Look how scared you are!” Relax.” . . . On that day, August 6th… 700 years earlier, a prince from North Wales went hunting, leaving his dog at home to take care of the baby. When the prince returned, he saw the blood-stained blanket, but no baby was there. The dog, on the other hand, was licking the blood from its mouth and looking at him happily. The prince flew into a rage and plunged his sword into the dog’s belly. The dog let out a pained cry, waking the baby who was sleeping under the blood-stained blanket. It was then that the prince noticed a dead wolf lying in the corner of the room. —— Many mistakes are made on impulse. A Jew opened a gas station in that area, and business was very good there. Then another Jew came and opened a restaurant, and a third Jew opened a supermarket; as a result, that area became very prosperous. A Chinese person opened a gas station and did very well in business; surely another Chinese person will open a second gas station, and with the third and fourth ones, fierce competition will arise leaving no one any chance to succeed