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1 Has found a job. His girlfriend went to Japan and called him, telling him to work hard and not watch porn; she has already found a job in Japan. Comment: She found a job; her boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch AVs, haha. 2 customer service jobs. One day, she received a call from a customer. He said, “It won’t turn on.” ” Question: “Are there any abnormal alarm sounds?” Is it not powered on? Is the rear interface not securely plugged in? Is the power strip damaged? ” The answer was, “Silent!” Connected (due to the desk lamp being on)! No (checked)! Impossible (there are two power strips)! ” If it doesn’t work, inform the technician to arrange an on-site service. The summer is scorching hot, with cicadas singing and willows hanging low. The technician brother, carrying various tools and parts, waved as I bid him farewell. The wind stirs the willows gently; the bright sun slants low toward dusk, yet I still see no sign of you returning. As night falls, my heart feels cool; my stomach growls and my chest feels heavy. Suddenly, I see you approaching from afar. Approaching: “Why did you return late?” ” Answered, “I X!TMD NB!” This kid’s computer isn’t turned on! ” I was shocked: “I have asked carefully and thoroughly; I did not dare make the slightest mistake!” How did it come to this? ” He said, “I X TMD NB!” That damn thing has two power strips; the first one is connected to the second, and the second one is connected to the first. The computer is connected to the first one as well – it would be weird if there was no electricity! ” I felt ashamed and asked again, “Why have you taken so long to return over such a trivial matter?” ” The elder brother replied, \"I’m fine. He plugged the desk lamp into the wall outlet; I plan to unplug the lamp, plug it into the power strip, and then turn on the computer.\" ” “Cover! ”I echoed along and handed over a glass of water. The elder brother took the water, gulped it down, and said bitterly, \"Who would have thought that just by pulling out that plug, the entire wall outlet came out as well, along with a big piece of wall plaster!\" Laozi spent the whole afternoon repairing his wall! ” Comment: It just shows how amazing the customer is – a looped circuit board; I feel bad for the guy who spent the whole afternoon fixing the wall! Seed 3: Once, everyone discussed together how much “inventory” they had on their computers. Others all say how many gigabytes of videos they have on their computers. Later, I asked my friend how much he had, and he replied calmly, “20G.” Everyone laughed at him for having only that little amount. Later, a friend added very calmly the word “seed”. . . . . Comment: This friend is already at a godlike level... 4 pilots undergoing pre-medical checks. A very promising guy came out looking gloomy after his medical check-up. We asked, How about it? Damn, I didn’t pass? Huh? How is that possible? Haven’t you had it yet? Hmm, what went wrong? Heart? Huh? What’s wrong with your heart? Damn! The nurse who checked my heart rate was a D-cup; after checking it, she said I had an irregular heartbeat… Comment: Hahaha, is this guy in trouble or lucky? 5 Daydreams: During a geography class in the first year of high school, the teacher explained why India has such a large population Just as there was silence at that moment, someone suddenly blurted out, “Because of Indian sacred oil.” ” It was so awkward at that time! Then things turned tragic – it got an additional nickname: “daydreaming”. Comment: So that’s how nicknames come about.