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Five Months Older

2015-06-08View Original

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Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old. Boys were allowed to enlist only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that John was 18. But John’s brother had joined the army a few days earlier, and the same doctor had examined him as well. This doctor remembered the older boy’s surname, so when he saw John’s documents, he was surprised. “How old are you?” he asked. “Eighteen, sir,” replied John. “But your brother was also eighteen,” said the doctor. “Are you twins?” “Oh, no, sir,” said John, his face turning red. “My brother is five months older than me.” Five months older. The Second World War had started, and John wanted to join the army. But he was only 16 years old; at that time, boys had to be at least 18 to enlist. So when the military doctor examined him, he said he was already eighteen years old.   But John’s brother had joined the army just a few days earlier, and it was also this military doctor who examined him. This doctor still remembers his brother’s last name. So when he saw John’s form, he was very surprised.   ““How old are you?” asked the military doctor.   “Eighteen, sir. ”John said.   “But your brother is also eighteen years old. Are you twins?” John blushed and said, “Oh, no, sir. My brother is five months older than me. ”
Reply #22015-06-08
Idiot, just say that—he’s my cousin.
Reply #32015-06-09
Is that a joke? Are you that low-class?
Reply #42015-06-10
WONDERFUL, THAT’S JUST IT. WHETHER IT’S FUNNY OR NOT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE.
Reply #52015-06-10
Well, my friends and I are stunned

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