Jokes about the Rockets’ player signings

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There was once a saying like this. In the NBA, there are only three types of players: “former Rockets players,” “current Rockets players,” and “future Rockets players.” As a Fire fan, I completely agree! :Lol;P:D Although they didn’t make it to the finals, the Rockets had a good record this year, far exceeding that of the Yao-Mac era. The failure to reach the finals was indeed due to Old Haier’ s flawed tactics, and an incomplete roster was also a factor. To go a step further, the squad needs some reinforcements while keeping the current season’s lineup. In previous years, the Rockets always lacked interior players and guards, but this year they have a clear advantage in terms of interior players. In the future, it will be sufficient to retain the core players and strengthen the guard position. Now here’s the problem: even the people who work in the tie-tying department need a raise to stay there. The owner of the Rockets comes from a background of selling coffee, and he’s known for being extremely frugal; don’t even think of asking him to pay for coffee using the luxury tax funds. Beverly’s performance is bound to improve this year, and the Rockets indeed need a stronger point guard. The most credible rumor right now is that a deal is in place to acquire Lawson in exchange for Jones and Papa; I really like Jones – he’s young and has great potential. But business is business, and the Rockets are willing to part with their captain, Parsons, let alone Jones. If it really happens, the Rockets’ lineup will be Howard + Josh + Ariza + Harden + Lawson, with backups such as Brewer, Terry, Motiejunas, Campbell, Johnson, and K. Knirs. If they can bring back Howard as well, imitating the old Houston Rockets team, it would be a fantastic scene! Hahaha, the future looks promising!