【Haichuan Jokes Shop】037 – Guaranteed accuracy rate
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My cousin Xiaoming does well in his studies; every day, after finishing his homework, he asks me to check it for him and insists that the accuracy rate should be above 95%. One day, Xiaoming asked him why he worked so hard. He replied calmly, \"Students copy my homework; I charge 5 yuan per day, or 100 yuan per month. If the accuracy rate is low, I won’t get any business.\" Xiaoming. . .
I remember taking an English exam in high school; I was sitting in the back row (as everyone knows, who ends up in the back rows). Then someone copied my test paper, specifically the reading comprehension questions. After the test papers were distributed, I noticed that the teacher in charge of reading comprehension hadn’t given any scores nor marked any answers in red; as a result, I was looked down on. There was no score, and I didn’t dare to argue; I simply accepted the scorn in silence. It was later found that neither the teachers nor any of the students gave any scores, because the teacher intended to explain that reading comprehension question during the class.
After finishing the questions, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It's all by luck. Didn’t I already say it? The teacher told us to sit in the back row – what kind of people are those? Sleeping in class, fighting during breaks, reading martial arts novels for fun; pornographic books are the most sought-after.
It’s all because your teachers didn’t teach you well, or because the teachers aren’t attractive
The teachers were okay, but who cared about them back then?
The strategy of doing lots of exercises, focusing on scores~