Parents and children full of humor

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The last edit to this post was made by altpage on 2016-12-22 at 20:39. 1. While shopping with my mom, I met an aunt from the neighborhood; she praised me, saying that daughters are truly wonderful, like cozy little jackets. My mom took a look at me and said, \"Why do I feel like there’s inferior cotton inside my padded jacket?\" 2. The elderly realize with pain that the children they raised with so much effort are, in the end, not even as good as a dog they raised for just one year. Full of sadness, he pulled the dog over and gave it a severe beating. . . The dog didn’t understand: “Master, why do you hit me when I’m so loyal to you?” ” The old man wiped away his tears: “Tell me, have you eaten the consciences of my children?” ”3. There’s a young man in the company who is in excellent physical condition; he isn’t afraid of the cold. While others need to wear sweaters and coats in winter, he only needs a T-shirt and a light jacket, and he doesn’t catch colds or get sick. I went on a blind date yesterday; to show off his good physique, he wore even less clothing than usual. . . Unfortunately, things turned out badly – the girl’s mother disagreed: it’s so cold outside, and they can’t even afford a warm coat; either they have no money or they’re extremely stingy. . . 4. I study in another city, and my mom called on my birthday. Mom: “It’s your birthday today, and your dad said he would send you 3,000 yuan.” . . ” I said happily, “Thank you, Mom and Dad!” ” Mom: “.” . . Keep the money with me for now; I’ll store it for you to use later. Happy birthday! ”5. Dad: Do you know how much I love you? Son: How much love? Dad: When you were young and made a mistake, I took half a day off just to go home and spank you. . . 6. While having breakfast, he reminded his son, “School is starting today. You must be good at school, get along well with your teachers and classmates, and don’t be naughty or make noise, understand?” ” He nodded and said, “Don’t worry, Dad. I’ve been a teacher at this school for 10 years now; I know the rules!” ”