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【Haichuan Jokes Shop】Sales Director – 【Haichuan Delicacies*Do It Yourself】We welcome everyone to share more!

2017-06-25View Original

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After a sales director died, he went to drink tea with God. God thought he talked too much and would disturb the peace of heaven, so he sent him to hell. Just a week later, the King of Hell showed up, sweating profusely, and said, “Oh God, please get him gone quickly! The demons in hell have all been activated by him; they hold morning meetings every day, talk about dreams and development plans, do team dances, and focus on satisfaction levels.” No one listens to me when I speak; yet they still say that people working in the underground sector should also pay attention to their appearance and improve their service skills. God was furious: “Send him to heaven and watch how I deal with him.” A month later, the King of Hell met God and asked, “God, what have you done to that salesperson?” God replied, “You made three mistakes. First, you should call me Manager!” Second, there is no God in this world at all; only customers are gods! Third, I don’t have time to chat with you; I need to work on the reports. Click on the link below to visit it: The Food section has launched the 【Haichuan Cuisine * Do It Yourself】 campaign – everyone is welcome to participate! ! ! 【Haichuan Cuisine * Do It Yourself】Summary Post 【Amazing Chemistry】Summary Post 【Amazing Mechanics】Summary Post

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