【Haichuan Jokes Shop】Suggestions from the Business School
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A guy who graduated with an MBA from a business school was eating fried rice at a small restaurant with some friends one day; each portion of fried rice came with a bowl of free vegetable soup. The guy told the boss: \"If you provide a bowl of free soup, customers won’t order drinks. If you stop offering that free soup, sales of drinks will increase significantly. That’s how you create your own business opportunities, get it?\" The boss gladly accepted his suggestion. Sure enough, two months later the restaurant closed down, as customers went to the restaurant across the street to eat fried rice.
To buy donkey meat rolls, Xiao Zhang said to the owner, “Make me one roll, no onions, and put more meat in it – more, more, even more…” The owner looked up at me and said softly, “Young man, how about I make you a roll filled with donkey meat instead?” ” The girl next to her laughed loudly.
Haha, “Young man, I’ll give you a ponytail.””