【Haichuan Teahouse】We’re not afraid you’ll run away
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I went to the barbershop to get my hair cut. As soon as I entered, an apprentice asked me to sit down, picked up a scissors and fiddled around with my hair for a while, then went over to play with his phone. I asked him, “Why did it stop?” He looked up and smiled, saying, “The master went to eat. I was afraid you might get impatient and leave, so I gave you a couple of attempts first.” ”
It’s a shame to be a barber; one should sell insurance instead ;P
I remember once on a business trip from Dalian to Weihai, when the ferry arrived at the dock, everyone rushed out to get off the ship. For some reason, they weren’t allowed to do so, and it took a long time before we were finally permitted to disembark. It felt much fresher outside. He casually lit a cigarette; seeing a police officer ahead, he went up and asked how to take a bus to Shi Island. The police officer took me in stride: \"There’s no rush to go to Shidao; how can you smoke at the dock?” ”Then, pointing at the large ship several kilometers away, he said, “That’s a tanker. What if it explodes?” Can you afford it? ”Frightened, I quickly extinguished the cigarette and kept saying sorry. The police said, “Show me your ID!” ”I obediently handed over my ID card; the police officer took it, didn’t even look at it before putting it in his pocket, and said to me, “Stand here and don’t move!” ”Then they went to catch others; P. More and more people gathered where I was standing, all of them being the same kind of people caught by those police officers. Once the passengers had left, the police officer waved his hand and said, “All of you, come with me.” Upon entering the port police station, the officers first read out the relevant laws and regulations; it seems that smoking in such places can result in detention for several days on grounds of public safety, along with a fine of up to 2,000. The police asked, \"Now we’re fining each of you 100. Do you accept it or not?\" Everyone looked at one another; no one dared to disagree. After paying the fine and getting my ID back, just as I was about to leave in frustration, the police officer said, \"You, wait a moment.\" I turned around in confusion, and the police officer said, “Weren’t you asking about how to get to Shidao? Go there now; it’s not far east from here, and there are cars available.” ” ““Oh, thank you~”;P
It’s all about business; you think they’re in charge of this, but actually they profit from it!
The mindset of a novice businessman keeps you hanging in suspense!
Well, there are no-smoking signs, but they’re in a very hidden location… Fingprints were also taken; in case someone commits a crime or something, their fingerprints can be found right away in the database: lol
The police here are really good at understanding the psychology of ordinary people; they create a sense of guilt in you out of thin air to intimidate you, making it seem like they have the upper hand, haha.
When he mentioned the “crime of endangering public safety” at that time, I thought to myself: This time I’m done for, it’s over. I was relieved only when I heard that the fine was only 100 yuan… But that oil tanker was at least several kilometers away from me, and even with a long fuse, it might not be possible to detonate it; P It’s just a way to avert disaster; P