[Forward] 2015 Summary
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As the year comes to an end, it’s time to provide a report on the work done in 2015 and to summarize it. From January to December 2015, I attended 350 drinking sessions, with an attendance rate of 98%. Among them, there were 3 cases of getting drunk, 8 cases of becoming unconscious from drinking, 190 instances of being forced to drink excessively, and 106 instances of being knocked out due to excessive drinking. A total of 22,800 bottles of beer were consumed, 680 bottles of spirits, and 186 bottles of baijiu. An increase of 20% compared to the same period last year. During a year of drinking-related activities, I achieved 386 times of winning by rolling the dice, and 530 times of winning instantly through rock-paper-scissors – results that are unprecedented
This achievement is truly amazing; I’m completely defeated. I wonder if there’s a drinking skill pack that we who can’t drink could use!
Drink in moderation; drinking too much brings no good consequences. Skill pack? Let me ask. @wang*neng
Drink alcohol in moderation: lol Excessive drinking harms party discipline and the stomach； Drinking so much makes one’s wife have to sleep with someone else; P. Drink less during the New Year – less drinking is good for health and helps strengthen friendships! Wish Haiyou a happy New Year!
You’re really here! Happy New Year! :handshake
How can one keep track of the number of times a die is rolled or rock-paper-scissors is used to determine a knockout when drunk or under the influence? . . . . .
Some overfed person is counting or recording nearby
That’s really being spoiled by having too much to eat. . .
:L:L:L can no longer remember how many times he has drunk. What should I do?