【Haichuan Jokes Shop】Past and Present

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Li Lei is chatting with his colleagues. He said, \"I used to be in poor health, but now I can even win championships in marathons.\" Li Lei: Well done. Colleague: Before, I would feel sleepy just by seeing a book, but now I’m too excited to sleep when I see one. Li Lei: Well done. Colleague: How about you? Have you made any progress lately? Li Lei: I used to have a bad temper; whenever I heard someone bragging, I wanted to hit them. Now I’m much more patient; whenever I hear someone bragging, I just say “Well done”. ========================================================== Guidelines for the [Haixin Chemical Cup ★ Haichuan Chemical: Spring Has Arrived] event: (1) Event duration: Participation runs from March 10 to May 20, 2017, with the evaluation period from May 21 to May 31. (2) Posting location: The tourism section of the forum. (3) Requirements: Share pictures of landscapes, plants and flowers from various places, as well as thoughts on spring and the joy that comes with its arrival. A minimum of four pictures are required per post; it’s advisable to include an additional description for each post, and series of posts are encouraged. Don’t send all the pictures at once for one floor; it’s not convenient for sharing. In the “Leisure Area – Self-Drive Tourism” section, posts related to the “Tourism” theme can be created in the form of pictures of people, landscapes, food, etc.; sticky notes are not valid for this purpose. Posting format: 【Haixin Chemical Cup ★ Spring Has Arrived with Haichuan Chemical】 + number + your own title. (4) Prizes for participants: Those who take part in the activity will receive 1 Haichuan coin (subject to meeting the activity requirements), as well as flowers. For the best posts selected by the event organizers this year, the post authors will also receive an additional reward of “flowers + Haichuan coins”. In total, 5 first prizes, 20 second prizes, and several excellence awards will be given; the winners of the first and second prizes will receive tangible prizes! For more information on the prizes for the 【Haixin Chemical Cup ★ Haichuan Chemical: Spring Has Arrived】 event, please visit the leisure section of the “Haichuan Chemical Forum”. *【Haichuan Chemical Forum】holds the final right of interpretation for this event. In spring, you share happiness; in autumn, you will reap countless joys. Everyone is welcome to participate and share happiness. Happy HaiChuan is waiting for you!