【College Activities】032+ Fun University Stories – Do You Have Any? +Those who watch the sea

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This post was last edited by Those who watch the sea on 2015-9-25 14:25. Fun things in college, part one and two: 1. Buying a computer to study*; nowadays people would say: That’s stupid! I believe that every brother or sister who buys a computer initially has an idea – to study hard*. I must buy a computer! Then four years passed, and this computer was used very little for actual learning purposes; its only useful function was to be used in the last year to search for papers and example assignments online. The rest of the time, the computer wasn’t idle at all. Ever since the computer arrived, the entire dormitory became more lively – online games, novels, and short movies filled up every member’s free time (including some of the time spent skipping classes). Even if your initial intention was to use it for learning, in the end it would be transformed into the most advanced gaming device. Trust me, your trivial coursework can definitely be done in the department’s computer lab! II. Bicycles are meant to be ridden, but they can also be thrown away! One of my roommates bought a Giant bike and within a week it was stolen by some thief. The next day, I went to the black market to buy a used one. The issue isn’t one of old vs. new; the car locks back then could be opened with just any key, and sometimes they were either lost or found in other departments or other dormitory buildings. . . . . . When I lost my second bicycle, I finally understood a truth: bicycles aren’t meant for riding; they’re there to help certain people develop their professional skills! III. It’s a guy’s specialty, right? Are there female dormitories? The dissolute lifestyle of male college students is well-known: stinky socks, poker cards, pornographic videos. In fact, these three also hold an important place in the lives of female college students. Generally, there’s always a street near the school entrance filled with various small markets offering all kinds of goods; basically, anything you want to buy can be found there. Back then, VCDs were, as everyone knows, plagued by piracy. One of my roommates has become a regular customer of the disc dealer; sometimes these discs are disguised as video games, but they can contain pornographic content unsuitable for children. This dormitory has received unanimous approval from the entire building — it’s really sexy and hot.