「Haichuan Irrigation Co., Ltd. Convenience Store」A Moment of Relaxation

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The last edit to this post was made by Thank goodness you're here on 2016-1-4 at 10:49. Three flies flew into the drinks of a Chinese person, an American, and a Jew. The American poured out his drink, while the Chinese person ignored them and continued drinking. The Jew caught the flies and shouted, “Spit it out!” Spit out the drink you’ve swallowed! ” 2. The turtle is injured, so the snail is sent to buy medicine. Two hours passed, and the snail still hadn’t returned. The turtle became anxious and cursed, \"Damn it, if he doesn’t come back soon, I’m going to die!\" ”At that moment, a snail’s voice came from outside the door: “If you say that again, I’m not going!” ” 3. On the mountain road, a car approached and passed by the temple gates; there, a young monk was holding up a banner that read “Turn back, and you’ll be safe,” shouting, “Please look here, kind donor!” ”A young man in the car shouted insults through the window: “Idiot!” ”It sped away in an instant, turning off. 10 seconds later, sounds of a collision and a scream followed by a fall were heard. That night, in the meditation room, the young monk said to the abbot, “Master, isn’t it better to simply write ‘The bridge ahead is broken’?” ” 4. A man approached a girl on the bus. The man said to the woman, “You look just like my ex-girlfriend.” ”Shy, she lowered her head and asked, “Then... why did you break up with her?” ”Man: “He thinks she’s ugly.” ” 5. Before the wedding, the groom asked, “How much does it cost to host a wedding?” ”The host said, “The prettier the bride, the higher the price!” ”The groom shyly gave the host one dollar. The host was stunned, glanced back at the bride, and then retrieved the 50 cents.