[Humor] Securities analyst Xiao Ming’s diary from 2016

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Monday, January 4, 2016: the first day of work for the year. For over 20 years, the market has closed at 3 o’clock without fail; today it was finally possible to finish work early for once. When I returned home early, exhausted, and opened the door, my wife said in a somewhat awkward manner, \"Well, don’t get it wrong – Lao Wang came to borrow some chili sauce; you know his family likes to eat noodles.\" Tuesday, January 5th: I can’t leave work early. I wonder if Old Wang next door will come to borrow chili sauce again; for some reason, it seems like his family always eats noodles. Wednesday, January 6th – The weather is nice today, just a bit foggy. Lao Wang probably didn’t come to borrow chili sauce today, because the whole bottle he borrowed last time hasn’t been returned yet – it’s enough to last a week. Thursday, January 7th: By the time Old Wang came knocking on my door today, I had already finished work and been home. He said he was there to return the chili sauce, bringing back the sauce that he had borrowed last time. I reminded him that he didn’t have a bottle in his hand, so he went back to get one. This Old Wang is really very forgetful.