“Haichuan Irrigation Co., Ltd. Convenience Store”: 289 stories about Guan Guan’s childhood – guess the amazing military strategies!
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This post was last edited by Guan Gongyu on 2016-2-27 at 10:15. Remembering my childhood, I realized that I was quite smart – I could use the classic military strategies to explain every story! I’ll introduce them one by one downstairs; guess which military strategy it is This story is entirely an adaptation by the author based on his childhood experiences; if there are any similarities, it is a great honor!
Story 1: I had a glass ball and gave it to Xiao Ming, with whom I have a good relationship. The next day, my relationship with Xiaoming deteriorated, and I wanted him to return the glass ball to me. As a result, he didn’t pay it back, and I couldn’t beat him either. Then I found Xiao Yong and told him that I was giving him a really nice glass ball. But in Xiaoming’s hands, if it’s taken back, it will be yours. Then, Xiao Yong went to find Xiao Ming and said, \"Guan Guan gave me the glass ball; give it to me quickly!\" When Xiao Ming saw that he couldn’t defeat Xiao Yong, he gave it to him. Which military strategy did I use? ? ? ? ? ?
Story 2: I had a disagreement with Xiao Jun recently, but I still can’t beat him. So I found Xiao Wei, bought him an ice cream, and then Xiao Wei helped me beat Xiao Jun up! What kind of military strategy is this? ? ? ?
Story 3: Xiao Jun and I had another argument recently, but I still can’t beat him. So I found Xiao Wei and Xiao Hong, bought an ice cream for each of them, and then we found Xiao Yong and told him: Xiao Jun insulted you! Then Xiao Yong beat Xiao Jun up! What kind of military strategy is this again? ? ? ?
Story 4: I was bullied by Xiaoyong at school; I couldn’t beat him. No one else will help me! So I brought a piece of iron rod from home, put it in my schoolbag, and deliberately showed it to Xiaoming. Then Xiaoming secretly told Xiaoyong. Then I hid the iron rod in another corner of the playground. Xiaoyong mobilized the locals to look for him, but they never found him! Then, Xiao Yong never dared to bully me again!
I see, you were a victim when you were little, huh?