Poets throughout history

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This post was last edited by The wise are enlightened on 2016-5-1 22:58. Liu Zongyuan was arrested and met Li Bai in prison. When asked why he was in prison, Li replied, \"I was convicted of spreading rumors; the line ‘the waterfall plunges three thousand feet’ is too long – others measured it and found it’s not that long.\" Liu Zongyuan said, “It’s mutual; I said ‘All birds have flown away from the mountains,’ and someone reported that there was still one bird on the tree.” Just as they were expressing their amazement, Du Mu came in. Everyone quickly asked, how did you get in? Du Mu said, “Alas, there are suspicions regarding conduct issues.” ”Everyone said in unison, “Is it ‘Stopping to admire the maples at dusk’?” Du replied, “Yes,” claiming that he was suspected of having sex in a car! At that moment, Lu You also came in, cursing loudly. Everyone quickly asked, \"Why are you like this?\" ”Lu You said, \"Do not say that an old ox moves slowly and with difficulty; at eighty, I still have the strength to plow.\" ”Saying I still want a second child at eighty. At that moment, Li Qingzhao passed by while being taken to prison, and everyone asked in surprise what had happened to the frail woman. Answer: I often remember the evening by the streamside pavilion, drunk and unaware of the way home. Detained on suspicion of drunk driving. :lol:lol:lol:lol