【Haichuan Jokes Shop】Smoke less

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There’s an old man in the community who has a severe cough; he asked a doctor to take a look at it. The doctor said, “Go back and smoke less!” ” More than a month after returning home, the old man went back to see the doctor; his cough had gotten worse. The doctor asked, \"I told you to smoke less – how much do you smoke?” ” The old man said, “Less than half a box in a day!” ” The doctor asked again, “So how much did you smoke before?” ” The old man said, “I didn’t know how to smoke before!” ” If there is poor communication, everything is in vain. Haixin Chemical Cup ★ Haichuan Chemical: Spring Has Arrived】Event Guidelines: (1) Event period: Participation is allowed from March 10 to May 20, 2017, with the evaluation period running from May 21 to May 31. (2) Posting location: The tourism section of the forum. (3) Requirements: Share photos of landscapes, flowers and plants from various places, as well as thoughts on spring and the joy that comes with its arrival. A minimum of four images are required per post; it’s advisable to include an additional description for each post, and series of posts are encouraged. Don’t send all the pictures at once for one floor; it’s not convenient for sharing. In the “Leisure Area – Self-driving Tours” section, posts related to the “Travel” theme can be created (in the form of pictures of people, landscapes, food, etc.); sticky notes are not valid for this purpose. Posting format: 【Haixin Chemical Cup ★ Haichuan Chemical: Spring Has Arrived】 + number + your own title. (4) Prizes for participants: Those who take part in the activity will receive 1 Haichuan coin (it is necessary to meet the activity requirements), as well as flowers. For the best posts selected by the event organizers this year, the post authors will also receive an additional reward of “flowers + Haichuan coins”. In total, 5 first prizes, 20 second prizes, and several excellence awards will be given; the winners of the first and second prizes will receive physical prizes! For more information on the prizes for the 【Haixin Chemical Cup ★ Haichuan Chemical: Spring Has Arrived】 event, please visit the leisure section of the “Haichuan Chemical Forum”. *The [Haichuan Chemical Forum] holds the final right of interpretation for this event. In spring, you share happiness; in autumn, you will reap countless joys. Everyone is welcome to participate and share happiness. Happy HaiChuan is waiting for you!