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At a company’s recruitment site, the examiner asked the candidate a question: What is one plus one? The first interviewer replied: It equals 2. Not hired; reason: narrow-minded and adherent to conventions. The second interviewer replied: It equals 3. Not hired, reason: congenital dementia, intellectual disability. The third interviewer replied: It equals 1. Not hired; reason: insane behavior, mental disorder. The fourth interviewer replied: It’s not equal to 1 anyway. Not hired; reason: ambiguous and too scheming. The fifth interviewer replied: It equals Wang. Not hired; reason: too unconventional and difficult to manage. The sixth interviewer replied: It equals 2 if the calculation is correct, and 3 if it is incorrect. Not hired; reason: fickle, changes sides with the wind. The seventh interviewer replied: The manager said it’s whatever the number is. Not hired; reason: opportunistic and sycophantic. Click on the link below to visit it: The Food section has launched the 【Haichuan Cuisine * Do It Yourself】 campaign – everyone is welcome to participate! ! ! 【Haichuan Delicacies * Do It Yourself】Summary Post
Interviewer, come here for a second; I promise I won’t hit you:D
Hehe, talents have always emerged from the second floor. :lol
In one word, not hired: lol
It’s a rhythm where one can decide whatever value to use as desired
Wow, I’ve reached 7 already, and they still haven’t decided whether I’m qualified or not. If they say I’m qualified, it’s as if I’m not; if they say I’m not qualified, it’s as if I am.
If you encounter such an interviewer, you can ask a question back. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?