【Haichuan Joke Shop】Thoughtfully Prepared for the Dual Festivals
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At noon today. Xiao Li exchanged the high-speed train ticket he had managed to get for returning home during National Day for a regular train ticket. . . Why? Because I talked on the phone with Xiao Li’s real mother today. Mom, “Did you buy a regular train ticket or a high-speed train ticket?” ” Xiao Li: “A high-speed train ticket.” Mom: “How much is the ticket?” ” Xiao Li “High-speed train 90.” The train takes 40 minutes.” “Mom, then why did you buy a high-speed train ticket?” “The high-speed train gets you there in two hours, while the regular train takes 6 hours! ! ! ” Mom, “Isn’t it not worth it to save 50 by sitting there for four hours? Will anyone give you 50 if you sit at home for four hours?” ” Xiao Li: “I’ll stand and watch the train go by.” Mom: “Even if you stand there for four hours, no one will pay you anything~~~” Xiao Li: “Don’t you care about your son?” Mom: “There are so many girls on the train; after six hours, you’ll end up chatting with them and using WeChat. When are you going to get a girlfriend?” ! ! ” Xiao Li~~~~~~
It’s already not easy to get tickets, and to be able to exchange them as well is really amazing.
There’s some truth to it – making money isn’t easy, and on top of that, there are great opportunities to meet girls.
The Old Drunkard’s real interest isn’t in wine: lol
This saying is called “releasing the punchline.” Whether a joke is good depends on whether the punchline lands well
There are too few holidays, and crowds are too dense.