【Haichuan Jokes Shop】Nonsensical talk
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Buyer: Shopkeeper, is this the one I chose, the temptation? Store: Temptation? . Buyer: ..Is this one I chose in stock? Store: In stock. Buyer: Will you live long enough to make the payment? Store: ......I’ll do my best. Buyer: I mean, is it possible to pay upon delivery? Store: Yes, that’s possible. Buyer: When do you get angry? Store: When there are negative reviews! Buyer: I mean shipping. Store: Hey, it will be shipped in a moment. Buyer: Bought five at once. Can we have a rendezvous? Store: ......It should still be possible to have a meal there. Buyer: Discount? Store: Oh, no. Buyer: Dear, please bless me. Store: Huh? I don’t have that divine power. Buyer: Free shipping! Store: Not included! Buyer: I want to kiss you. Store: Ah, that’s not good, is it? Buyer: I wanted to ask you something..... Store: Please, stop making spelling mistakes in your messages!
At first I thought it was an accent issue, but it turned out to be a spelling mistake. . .
It’s not only the sellers on online stores who need to be verified; in the future, buyers will also need to be verified