Houston, we’ve got trouble~
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The Rockets started the season with 4 wins and 6 losses, in terrible form; the two live broadcasts from last week were absolutely unbearable to watch. Why am I so unpopular this year! ? By keeping an eye on the Rockets, it’s clear that aside from the games in which World of Warcraft was on the team, their defense is utterly worthless – they simply don’t defend at all. To use the words of a famous commentator, the Rockets are a team that relies on offense to win games, and relies on 3-point shots for that offense; it’s a perfect description of a team that can’t count on Harden. I absolutely despise advice related to refrigerators; it completely ruined my generation. Saying that the old man has no tactics might make people think I’m lying; in fact, he does have a set of tactics, called “xjbd”, which are effective from time to time. When will the rockets turn things around, and when will the fridge be taken off duty?
This is too technical. Who is the refrigerator?
The Rockets also have the Yao Ming factor; their owner isn’t the type to spend money just to win championships
The Rockets’ head coach, McHale. Haier Refrigerator. Refrigerator
The Rockets’ owner, Alexander, is infamous for being stingy in the league, just like the former Clippers owner. After all, I came from a family that sold coffee; that’s basically all there is to my life
Damn it, I lost again today—lost by over ten points once more~ There’s no hope left
It was predicted long ago that Harden wasn’t up to the task, and it turned out to be true