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1. A wealthy man was walking his dog when a killer rushed out from the bushes and shot the dog twice, killing it. The rich man was furious: Why did you kill my dog? The killer sneered: Someone paid 5 million to have me take your dog’s life. The rich man glanced at the killer, grabbed his hand excitedly, and said, \"Who is your Chinese teacher?\" I’m going to send her a red envelope! The next day, the killer emerged from the bushes again and stole the wealthy man’s iPhone 6s. The rich man said, \"Why did you steal my Apple phone?\" The killer said that someone had paid ten million to have me take your head (phone). The rich man shook his hand excitedly and said, \"Who is your Chinese teacher?\" I’m going to send out another big red envelope! That night, it started to rain. The rich man thought this was heaven’s will, and that fleeing was the best course of action. He took a large umbrella and tried to slip out quietly, but as soon as he reached the back door, the assassin appeared again! “Hehehe! I knew you’d try to take the back door; I’ve been waiting for you! ”Before one knows it, it’s already happened! With his left hand, the killer snatched the umbrella, while with his right hand he shoved the phone that he had taken in the evening straight into the rich man’s arms! “My master is truly ingenious; he knew you would bring an umbrella. He didn’t even want to talk to me today – he just gave me a note telling me to get the umbrella! ”After saying that, he tossed the note aside and walked away. The wealthy man picked it up and wrote in furious, wild script: “No phone – I want his life (umbrella)!” ”The wealthy man immediately knelt down and said, “My mentor, where are you?” ! 2. What is a rich guy? Here’s an example: One day, a rich guy went to the shop to top up his phone credit. The clerk asked, “Sir, how much would you like to top up?” The rich guy glanced at the clerk and said just two words: “Top it up!” 3. Yesterday, I went to the cafeteria to get food. My idiot friend asked the chef, “What dishes do you have?” The chef replied, “Home-style tofu.” 　Idiot: Extended tofu?? How long is this extended tofu exactly? The chef looked furious! 4. “I have only two traits; the first one is that I’m very humorous.” ” 　　“Are you kidding me, you idiot? Are you supposed to be funny?” “Secondly, they like to cut people down anytime they can. ” 　　“Hahaha, bro, you’re so funny!”