Lover and wife

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1. A wife is a man’s own bedroom, while a lover is a man’s luxury hotel. Few men treat a hotel as their own home for an extended period, unless you are truly a wealthy individual. 2. A wife is a man’s undergarment, while a lover is his outer garment. The coat may look nice, but it’s meant for others to see ； No matter how poor the quality of underwear is, it’s still worn close to the body. 3. A wife is a man’s umbrella, while a lover is a man’s raincoat. An umbrella can protect you from both rain and sunlight. Have you ever seen a man wearing a raincoat to shield himself from the sun? 4. A wife is a man’s shirt, while a lover is a man’s tie. You can wear a shirt without a tie, but have you ever seen a man who wears a tie but no shirt? 5. A wife is a man’s landline, while a lover is his mobile phone. Is it even necessary to say that? 6. A wife is like plain water for a man, while a lover is like coffee for him. Although plain water is colorless and tasteless, it cannot be neglected ； Although coffee is rich and invigorating, it’s almost certain that you’ve never seen a man in his life who drinks only coffee and no water. 7. A wife is a man’s table salt, while a lover is his MSG. Dishes without monosodium glutamate are certainly bland, but dishes without salt have no flavor at all. 8. A wife is a man’s staple food, while a lover is his side dish. Side dishes can only be tasted occasionally; the staple foods are the true path to a long life. 9. A wife is a man’s traditional medicine, while a lover is his Western medicine. Traditional Chinese medicine takes time to show its effects, but it addresses the root cause ； Western medicine works quickly, but it has side effects. 10. A wife is a man’s cash, while a lover is his credit card. Although cash is inconvenient to carry, it can be used anywhere ； Credit cards don’t stand out in everyday life, but they can be shown off only at places that accept card payments