【Haichuan Jokes Shop】015 A Note in My Pocket

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On Monday, I got on the bus without bringing anything except the 1 yuan fare. From the starting station to the ending station, I felt calm throughout the journey. But when I got off at the terminal station, I found a note in my pants that read: \"It’s shameful for an adult to go out without even a penny on them.\" -- ” On Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet with 10 cents in it. Upon arriving at the destination, I found the money still there; there was a note tucked in my wallet that read: “We are not beggars; please do not insult our profession.” -- ” On Wednesday, I still spent all the money I had, which consisted of 100 counterfeit bills. Upon arriving at the destination, I found that the money was still there; there was a note stuffed in my wallet that read: “Holding large-denomination counterfeit money is illegal. Please go to the relevant authorities and hand it in voluntarily.” -- ” On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of expired copies of the Strait People newspaper. Upon arriving at the destination, I found the envelope still there. When I took out the newspaper, it had been replaced with the latest issue of The Strait People’s News, along with a note that read: “It’s an era of information-seeking; only by keeping information up to date can one seize opportunities and achieve success!” -- ” On Friday, I put a toy phone in my pocket. Upon arriving at the destination, the phone was still there, along with a note that read: “Please do not play such pranks that disrupt the normal operations of my company.” -- ” On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and put it at my waist. Upon arriving at the final stop, I found that the gun was gone; there was a note stuffed in my pants pocket that read: “I hate you robbers the most – you have no skill at all!” Seize the tools used in the crime! -- ” On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people and I couldn’t get in. While waiting for the next bus, I felt in my pocket and found 20 yuan extra, along with a note that said, \"Brother, those of us who work in this line are exposed to wind and sun all day long; it’s not easy. Here are 20 yuan for you to take a taxi wherever you want. Please stop bothering us anymore.\" "