Laughable idiotic couple

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This post was last edited by altpage on 2016-12-22 at 19:38. 1. That night, I told my wife that if we didn’t have phones, we would definitely go to bed holding each other, rather than each of us playing with our phones. My wife replied that it’s okay to have a phone; you can put down your phone and hold me while we look at mine together. I was left speechless. . . 2. Today, my wife showed me a dress and asked, “Do you think the dress I bought for the baby looks nice?” ” I said, “But honey, it’s a son in our family.” ” Wife: “Oh, then I’ll get dressed by myself.” ” 3. “Honey, lend me some of the lamb in your bowl; I’ll take a photo and give it back to you right away.” ” “It’s done; can I have my meat back now? ” “It’s mine after all; there are pictures to prove it, haha. 4. A friend who is afraid of his wife: after getting married to her, his first words were, “I’ve been a grandson for so many years; today…” . . Then his wife glared at him, and he managed to say, \"Finally, we’ve registered our household today.\" . . . . 5. A guy’s wife, in an effort to stop him from flirting with other girls outside, used his WeChat account to post a status message that read: Can you understand the sadness of having to take out your penis when it’s cold and not being able to keep it inside your pants? The key thing is that his wife still won’t let him delete it. . .