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The last edit to this post was made by Ruan Zhonghua on 2015-9-18 at 11:58. There was a child who, during a Chinese language class, suddenly felt the urge to use the toilet. He raised his hand and said to the teacher, “Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom!” ”The teacher was very angry and said, “You can’t use such vulgar words; you’re not allowed to go!” ”I ordered him to sit back down, but the little kid still couldn’t hold it in, so he raised his hand again and said, “Teacher, my bottom wants to vomit!” ”Seeing this, how would you laugh? A: A cold or hollow laugh. You’re very cunning; whether through overt or covert methods, you’re always able to manipulate others to achieve your goals. You keep an eye on others at all times – you’re a truly formidable and ruthless person. Cunning index: 90%. B. A smile that covers the mouth: You are the type of person who prefers to hold back their feelings rather than expressing them easily. You tend to keep your heart closed, yet at the same time desire for others to understand you. You are somewhat practical and stubborn; once you make up your mind, no one can change it. Cunning index: 70%. C. With the mouth wide open, smiling openly without any restraint. You are a very innocent person, as you are responsible and tend not to change your opinions just because of others. Your attitude toward people is often extreme – either they’re great or they’re terrible, because you hate evil and find it difficult to get along with unpleasant people. Cunning index: 40%. D: Unable to hold back, they burst into laughter. You are a kind-hearted person; when others are in trouble, you’re willing to share your burdens without hesitation. Yet you’re the one who most often ignores your own needs, with a scheming index of 60% – you tend to sacrifice yourself for others. Little promotion: —————————————————————————————————————————————————————— It’s an event for the college community as part of the broader life experience series; everyone is encouraged to participate and offer their support! Lots of activities, lots of rewards! ! ! What are you waiting for? Go sign up right away! ! ! ! Participation address link: http://bbs.hcbbs.com/thread-1432796-1-1.html (from Haichuan Forum)
After choosing, take a look at the answers. It doesn’t seem that reliable, because I’ve already seen this joke, so it’s hard to find anything funny about it anymore. Just treat it as entertainment!
I need to be careful of that scheming guy! It’s a shame that my choice revealed my true nature! ! !
Natural laughter: lol:lol:lol..........
After voting, check the answers. . . I chose the bubbling laugh
Voting is over; let’s take a look at the answer. What is it?
Take a look at the answer; I chose 1
It seems I have a pretty scheming nature. What would happen to me if I were transported to an era filled with palace intrigues? Hahaha!
D: Tried to hold it in but couldn’t, and burst into laughter