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【Haichuan Jokes Shop】Seeking security guards – Stay tuned for Haichuan’s online live event next week

2017-09-21View Original

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A company was recruiting, and the security guards prevented candidates from entering. People called one after another, and the interviewer said, \"If you can’t even deal with the security guards, then don’t come in.\" In the end, the one who bypassed the firewall to get in became an overseas market specialist ; Those who reasoned their way in became R&D engineers ; They managed to get in by pleading earnestly and became customer service managers ; Someone who pretended to be an employee came in and worked as a product manager ; The person who made the security guard cry became the sales director ; The person who bribed the security guard became the public relations director ; The one who called in took the place of the security guard. --------------------------------------- Welcome everyone to participate in the activities of the Leisure Area ====== ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= ======================= 《Original literary works created by people from Haichuan》 promotional post: http://bbs.hcbbs.com/thread-1839820-1-1.html (Source: Haichuan Chemical Industry Forum Website) ------------------------------- Welcome to share content related to the Leisure Area series ------------------------------- 【Haichuan. Pioneers of the Chemical Industry】 series compilation post: http://bbs.hcbbs.com/thread-1842627-1-1.html (Source: Haichuan Chemical Industry Forum Website)
Reply #22017-09-21
Each person should utilize their talents to contribute to the company’s development.
Reply #32017-09-21
Still do what one is capable of, bringing forth various talents
Reply #42017-09-21
Those who truly have no job are those who see difficulties but take no action. 【Kaichuan Joke Shop】A shock – Stay tuned for Kaichuan’s live online event next week
Reply #52017-09-21
If I give the security guard a pack of cigarettes to get in, what position will I get?
Reply #62017-09-21
Public Relations Director: But you didn’t notice that it was already mentioned earlier – it seems this position no longer exists. Think of another solution
Reply #72017-09-21
Hire based on talent – it’s worth learning from by all companies*:lol
Reply #82017-09-21
It seems this company is quite attractive
Reply #92017-09-22
Buy off the security to get in, drive away the PR director, and you can get double pay; P

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