Husband and wife: Misunderstandings in series

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That day, I was playing cards at my colleague Da Gao’s house when my wife, who was on a business trip outside, suddenly called and asked what I was doing. I’m a bit afraid of her, so I didn’t dare to tell the truth; instead, I said, “I’m playing games online.” ”My wife wasn’t quite convinced and asked me to show her the video. I hesitated and said, “We’re already married for so long; why do we need to watch videos? You really are strange!” But my wife wouldn’t listen; she kept insisting that I open the video, even threatening that if I didn’t do it now, she would make things difficult for me later. There was no other choice; I had to get Da Gao’s permission to use his computer, which is in the room. I entered Daga’s room; his wife was lying in bed watching TV. I went over, greeted her with a smile, then sat down in front of the computer. After a while, I started the video call, and to make chatting easier, I also activated voice chat. Soon, my wife saw me in the video and suddenly said through gritted teeth, \"Great, I’m only away on a business trip for a few days, and you hide it from me by bringing Da Gao’s wife to our bed. When I get home, I’m going to make things difficult for you.\" ”(II) After work, I passed by the entrance of a large shopping mall. There were promotional advertisements displayed there; it was stated that anyone who spent 100 yuan or more in the mall would get one chance to enter a draw, with many prizes available. When I saw it, I was immediately tempted, so I spent a little over 100 yuan on a pair of trousers. Then, using my coupon, I went to the lottery box to draw, and surprisingly won a set of women’s underwear. When I got home, my wife took my briefcase and wanted to open it to take a look. As soon as I saw it, I immediately thought it was bad news, because I had hidden over 1,000 yuan in my own money, keeping it in the compartment of this briefcase. If my wife happened to see it, she would definitely take it all away. In a panic, I quickly snatched the briefcase from my wife’s hands and said, “What could there be of interest in my briefcase?” ”Now, my wife suddenly became suspicious and said, “If you won’t let me see it, I’m determined to see it.” ”With that, she snatched the briefcase from my hands, opened it, and then started shouting at me furiously: \"Great, so you did something shameful behind my back! Tell me honestly, which little witch is this set of women’s underwear meant for?\" ”(III) That day, my wife suddenly had the idea of taking me shopping. I didn’t want to go, but I couldn’t resist her persistent pleading, so I reluctantly agreed. We entered a clothing store, and my wife finally picked out a bright red dress set priced at over 1,200 yuan. Before trying on the clothes, my wife placed her wallet on the small cardboard box in the fitting room. Worried that thieves might target the wallet, I volunteered to keep it for her. But once my wife put on the dress, she just couldn’t bring herself to take it off, and kept twisting around in front of the mirror. I grew a bit impatient, so I took my wife’s wallet and went to a newsstand outside to buy some newspapers. I flipped through them casually for a while when my phone rang. I quickly took it out to answer; it was my wife. She was crying and said, “Honey, my wallet has disappeared suddenly.” ”I hurried to comfort her, saying, “Don’t worry, I have your wallet here.” With that, I headed toward the mall. As soon as I entered, a security guard took advantage of my lack of attention, tightly twisted my hands behind my back, and said sternly, \"Look at those sneaky eyes of yours; it’s obvious you’re not a good person. Did you steal a woman’s wallet in the fitting room just now?\" ”