You’re tired from walking; smile

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1. Xiaomei wrote down her wishes for when she grows up in her composition book: First, I hope to have a cute child； II. I also hope to have a husband who loves me. As a result, it was found that the teacher had written a comment: “Please pay attention to the order.” ”2. Once, my best friend got drunk and accidentally rushed into the men’s restroom. In front of all those panicked faces, she actually acted calm and shouted loudly, “What’s there to be afraid of?” I didn’t bring a ruler either~~~” 3. Do you know? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? I’ll scold you with K, kick you with T, and then I’ll make a V sign! 4. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes. One day, the old teacher who taught biology asked slowly, “How many pairs of chromosomes are there, students?” ”Some idiot in the corner shouted, “It’s 64, right!” ”The old man nodded calmly and seriously: “Hmm, now tell me, what is your purpose for coming to Earth?” ”5. A few days before the National Day holiday, I was online at home when a university classmate with whom I hadn’t been in touch for a long time suddenly became online on both QQ and WeChat, and even sent me a greeting message. My first reaction was that he was getting married, so I quickly made up an excuse and replied to him, \"Dude, I’m getting engaged on National Day – will you come to my engagement party?\" ”Sure enough, he replied, “I’m sorry; I’m getting married on the 11th, so it seems like you won’t be able to come either.” ”~Saved 500 dollars.