【Haichuan Jokes Shop】022 Had an Accident, Smart
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Xiaoming called his friend today to borrow money: \"Bro, I was in a car accident and I need some money urgently to get by.\" ” A friend asked anxiously, “Who is the driver at fault?” What car? ” “My wife, shopping cart.
There’s another joke: A best friend got up early, holding her waist; seeing this, A asked, “What’s wrong?” ” Best friend: “I was hit by a car last night.” ” A: “What car?” ” Best friend: “Old man pushing a cart.” ” A: “Why don’t you just stop being stupid?” . . ”
It’s not good of you to divert the topic too!